LOOK WHAT I FOUND

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

People plan this stuff

People plan this stuff

are you gay or straight?
Anonymous
leauxnoir:

CÉLINE s/s 2013 mink covered pumps


Daisy ducks

leauxnoir:

CÉLINE s/s 2013 mink covered pumps

Daisy ducks

cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

howtobeafuckinglady:

ideal spouse 

howtobeafuckinglady:

ideal spouse 

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

anathemarmotqueen:

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

h o ly  cow